MySpace- Bringing Families Together

It's after midnight, and I can't sleep. So, in this darkened home, to whom do I turn to assuage my oppressive boredom? MySpace of course! As I sign on, expecting the usual lame posted surveys and friend requests from already deleted accounts, I find a peculiar message waiting for me. Somebody is asking me about my family's progressive dinner plans for Christmas. Creepy internet stalker? No, it is in fact my long lost cousin! A cousin I grew up with, but haven't really talked to for years. Thank you MySpace. No more will I question the sincerity and depths of the relationships you foster. Perhaps now I can sleep, resting in the warmth of knowing that you are out there, tirelessly endeavoring to mend my family.